Tag: funny
group name: pleasurepoints
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October 17, 2007 09:36 AM EDT --
Howdy Folks & happy Wednesday. This is only the second time since joining Gather that I am uploading a joke. My first joke a few months back had folks questioning my Christianity, even . . . more
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October 04, 2007 05:39 PM EDT --
This just touched my funny bone..
Funny Quote of the Day - Adrienne Gusoff - "Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out."
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November 27, 2007 11:53 PM EST --
This was sent to me in an email and I don't normally post stuff from somebody else, but I am still laughing so hard that now I cannot go to bed.
A Fart
A fart it . . . more
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September 20, 2007 09:37 PM EDT --
I just ran into this in the bottom of a pile of things I had printed out years ago! IT was worth a chuckle then and still is.
1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the . . . more
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May 26, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. Business kept
coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house
counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.
"As . . . more
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August 22, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
I received this in my email and.............well, you older ladies will understand it I'm sure. It could happen you know.
FROM MY EMAIL
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing . . . more
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October 08, 2007 10:35 PM EDT --
Well, it has finally happened. The puppy has decided she was a cat! 2 of the cats, La Lune and Grace love to sleep on the back of my couch.
It is very different for a full grown cat to . . . more
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August 18, 2007 11:34 AM EDT --
Today's Iowa City Press CItizen had an update to the article I shared on Friday. Here is the excerpt from today's update.
Store manager John Alberhasky just chuckled when he talked . . . more
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August 30, 2007 07:27 PM EDT --
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.
Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins . . . more
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August 30, 2007 07:38 PM EDT --
Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room.
"He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his . . . more
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October 04, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21078088/
FOND DU LAC, Wis. Apperently somebody needs to go real bad. Someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the . . . more
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October 29, 2007 10:28 PM EDT --
I have to say that I just saw a hilarious shirt saying:
"I went to college and all I got was Herpes"
I guess that's one way to keep people from bugging you at the . . . more
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June 20, 2008 06:54 PM EDT --
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
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September 08, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
I know I'm going to catch hell for this!
Football Wedding
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, . . . more
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September 10, 2007 04:24 AM EDT --
How many Gather members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and . . . more
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September 18, 2007 09:58 PM EDT --
Unscheduled Outage
It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician waits . . . more
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October 04, 2007 11:52 PM EDT --
There is a new group established for obsessive speakers, it
is called On and On Anon
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October 13, 2007 10:30 PM EDT --
As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers . . . more
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August 08, 2007 07:57 PM EDT --
What is your favorite zoo animal?
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August 06, 2007 01:34 AM EDT --
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, . . . more
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