Tag: humor
group name: pleasurepoints
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August 07, 2007 03:49 PM EDT --
If you have pets, what are their names?
If you don't have a pet, what would you name a pet?
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October 17, 2007 09:36 AM EDT --
Howdy Folks & happy Wednesday. This is only the second time since joining Gather that I am uploading a joke. My first joke a few months back had folks questioning my Christianity, even . . . more
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October 04, 2007 05:39 PM EDT --
This just touched my funny bone..
Funny Quote of the Day - Adrienne Gusoff - "Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out."
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November 19, 2007 06:13 PM EST --
This is based on something my daughter told me when she was in the 6th grade. I offered to take a friend to a game they were involved in. I had made one of my comments that are meant to be funny. She . . . more
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September 20, 2007 09:37 PM EDT --
I just ran into this in the bottom of a pile of things I had printed out years ago! IT was worth a chuckle then and still is.
1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the . . . more
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May 26, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. Business kept
coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house
counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.
"As . . . more
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August 30, 2007 07:27 PM EDT --
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.
Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins . . . more
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August 30, 2007 07:38 PM EDT --
Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room.
"He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his . . . more
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June 20, 2008 06:54 PM EDT --
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
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August 08, 2007 07:57 PM EDT --
What is your favorite zoo animal?
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September 27, 2007 05:22 PM EDT --
Everyone should get a good laugh every day. It keeps us young.makes us feel good and just brightens our day. Everyone laughs differently. But it is stilltherapeutic. I keep seeing and participating . . . more
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August 02, 2007 10:11 AM EDT --
What is your favorite morning beverage?
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September 08, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
I know I'm going to catch hell for this!
Football Wedding
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, . . . more
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September 10, 2007 04:24 AM EDT --
How many Gather members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and . . . more
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September 18, 2007 09:58 PM EDT --
Unscheduled Outage
It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician waits . . . more
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October 04, 2007 11:52 PM EDT --
There is a new group established for obsessive speakers, it
is called On and On Anon
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October 13, 2007 10:30 PM EDT --
As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers . . . more
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September 09, 2007 01:30 AM EDT --
I just thought this is funny in a way. My husband is taking Mandarin Chinese and Math classes in a community college (in order to get his associates degree). My mom is taking English class in the same . . . more
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October 04, 2007 11:45 PM EDT --
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of
Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at
their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be
British." . . . more
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October 05, 2007 12:30 AM EDT --
A surgeon goes to return some books he borrowed from the
library... The librarian quips after checking the books...
"Sir your books are always returned with the last page
missing in every single . . . more
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