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Super MEAN & NASTY lawyer joke. by Peter Joseph Swanson views: 45 | rating: 9.9 | comments: 24

December 13, 2007 11:18 AM EST -- What shade of orange looks best on a lawyer?   Why, of course, Agent Orange. more

Middle-of-the-Week Joke by Robert - King and Poet Laureate of LaLa Land B. views: 61 | rating: 9.9 | comments: 35

October 17, 2007 09:36 AM EDT -- Howdy Folks & happy Wednesday.  This is only the second time since joining Gather that I am uploading a joke.  My first joke a few months back had folks questioning my Christianity, even . . . more

A Laugh For Sure! by Paula Love views: 30 | rating: 10 | comments: 17

November 27, 2007 11:53 PM EST -- This was sent to me in an email and I don't normally post stuff from somebody else, but I am still laughing so hard that now I cannot go to bed.   A Fart A fart it . . . more

Men's 43 Rules For Women JOKE by Kelly M. views: 27 | rating: 10 | comments: 15

September 20, 2007 09:37 PM EDT -- I just ran into this in the bottom of a pile of things I had printed out years ago!  IT was worth a chuckle then and still is. 1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the . . . more

A Lawyer's Honesty by Kelly M. views: 25 | rating: 10 | comments: 11

May 26, 2008 01:17 PM EDT -- An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. Business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers. "As . . . more

That Dreamy Older Actor by Sensational Sadie Sexy Senior Sitizen views: 45 | rating: 10 | comments: 31

August 22, 2007 10:09 AM EDT -- I received this in my email and.............well, you older ladies will understand it I'm sure.  It could happen you know.  FROM MY EMAIL   A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing . . . more

Teacher vs Student LOL! by Mark Lange views: 91 | rating: 9.4 | comments: 56

August 22, 2007 03:08 PM EDT -- Teacher vs Student There was an argument one day in class between the teacher and her student Veronica. Veronica said that whales can swallow humans. The teacher said they couldn't. The teacher explained . . . more

Confession by Walker Bennett, SF Author views: 27 | rating: 10 | comments: 16

August 30, 2007 07:27 PM EDT -- There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."  The priest said, "Confess your sins . . . more

Magnets by Walker Bennett, SF Author views: 25 | rating: 10 | comments: 15

August 30, 2007 07:38 PM EDT -- Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room. "He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his . . . more

How Many Men... by Dan H. views: 71 | rating: 9.7 | comments: 36

October 29, 2007 09:34 PM EDT -- Finish This Joke:   How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  more

How many women... by Dan H. views: 71 | rating: 9.8 | comments: 30

October 29, 2007 09:40 PM EDT -- Finish This Joke:   How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? more

Nice Shirt, Wanna....oh, NM. by Dan H. views: 53 | rating: 9.7 | comments: 32

October 29, 2007 10:28 PM EDT -- I have to say that I just saw a hilarious shirt saying:   "I went to college and all I got was Herpes"   I guess that's one way to keep people from bugging you at the . . . more

Be sure your brain is in gear before putting your mouth in motion by Gail M. views: 42 | rating: 10 | comments: 19

June 20, 2008 06:54 PM EDT -- A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.   She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.   . . . more

Three Little Pigs ~~~~~ by Ann J. views: 23 | rating: 10 | comments: 15

October 09, 2007 08:11 PM EDT -- The Three Little Pigs   Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. 'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.   'I . . . more

another Baseball joke by Peter Joseph Swanson views: 23 | rating: 9.9 | comments: 15

September 01, 2007 01:33 PM EDT -- To celebrate StoneGarden.net Publishing's new charity, the  urban-baseball-for-kids-to-keep-them-out-of-gangs-charity   here is another baseball joke:    Two old men had . . . more

Football Wedding by Walker Bennett, SF Author views: 25 | rating: 10 | comments: 16

September 08, 2007 12:33 PM EDT -- I know I'm going to catch hell for this! Football Wedding Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, . . . more

How many Gather members does it take to change a lightbulb? by Walker Bennett, SF Author views: 21 | rating: 10 | comments: 12

September 10, 2007 04:24 AM EDT -- How many Gather members does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and . . . more

I Think I Work Here by Walker Bennett, SF Author views: 34 | rating: 10 | comments: 12

September 18, 2007 09:58 PM EDT -- Unscheduled Outage It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician waits . . . more

A New Group for my Wife by Walker Bennett, SF Author views: 41 | rating: 9.4 | comments: 23

October 04, 2007 11:52 PM EDT -- There is a new group established for obsessive speakers, it is called On and On Anon more

Lost & Found by Walker Bennett, SF Author views: 27 | rating: 10 | comments: 16

October 13, 2007 10:30 PM EDT -- As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers . . . more